NoobyWare 64 - Early Access

Nooby's microgame grind, on a bare-metal Nintendo 64 cartridge.

NOOBYWARE 64 is a fast, loud, music-driven microgame collection in the spirit of WarioWare, built from scratch for the N64 with no SDK. You play Nooby: red hood, $ shades, gold chain. You hop across Noob Island, and every stage throws a rapid-fire run of 50 tiny games at you, each lasting a few beats. Read the command, nail it before the bomb timer runs out, and survive as the tempo climbs from 118 to 228 BPM.

Six worlds, six hosts, 50 microgames

Spawn Town (Bacon): jump, dodge, catch, fish, stack, and a penalty kick past Bacon in goal.

Obby Park (Guest): leap gaps, climb, balance, cross lava, dodge lasers, and survive a speeding conveyor, killbricks and a trampoline.

PvP Arena (Pro): slash, block, aim, snipe, tag and heal.

Bux Bank (Richie): crack safes, trade, print money, sneak, spin slots and flex.

David's HQ (David): 4, 8 and 16-beat tricky games, including a quick draw, a shell game, "David says" and the rare, courtroom-style OBJECTION!. Punishments hit every few wins, and the final boss is SHOWDOWN!.

Turbo Speedway (Turbo): a racing world with gear shifts, traffic, pit stops, nitro jumps, drifting, parking, a photo finish and more, ending in the GRAND PRIX! boss.

Bosses: every world ends in a boss: Dodgeball, Tower, Duel, Bux Battle, Showdown and Grand Prix.

Mix it up: two Mega Remix stages shuffle the first four worlds together, and the Admin Tower gives you every game and every boss on one life. Cleared stages open up endless play.

Bonus Island: spend the bux you earn on extras:

Time Trial, Thrill Attack and Boss Rush.

VS Battle and Bux Brawl, for two to four players.

Endless modes: Lava Run, High Noon, and Money Printer.

Play together: most stages support two-player split-screen co-op, with their own leaderboards.

Everything on the cartridge:

A full original soundtrack that speeds up and gains layers as the tempo climbs.

Voiced hosts and an announcer.

Three save files with a per-mode top-three leaderboard.

An index of every game you've met, playable on its own for practice.

Play it in an emulator or on a real N64.